Hottest March
Are area is experiencing “the hottest March in one hundred years”. Yay. I hate the south. I hate the heat. I hate the heat. Did I mention that I HATE THE HEAT? And the humidity is even worse. I have to shower twice a day just to feel clean. It sucks. It really sucks. And now we’re being robbed of spring. We’ve had days in the NINETIES (F). Hep me! Hep me! Take me to Canada! Or Alaska!
=:o