Jesus Freak
This Jesus Freak was hanging around Subway, when I went in he was harassing people in line and I guess the staff had just told him to leave and on his way out he looked at me like he wanted to eat me (or convert me) but he reluctantly walked out. He stood outside talking to himself, and motioning w/ his arms. And whenever someone walked by he’d start talking to them about Jesus, but he was psycho, not just “a christian”. At one point he came back in and approached this table of four and said “can I tell you how Jesus changed my life?” and they all just got up and left (he had seen that they were ready to leave). The staffers kept going by the door pretending to be windexing tables and he’d move away. But then he’d come back when the staff went back behind the counter. He’d stare in the windows at us and wait for people to come out. This one couple was waiting for him to turn his back and when he did turn his back and walk a little away, the one says to the other “now RUN before he sees us!” and in one fell swoop they dumped their tray stuff in the garabge and FLEW out the door, it was hilarious! The guy turned around real quick but was obviously upset that he missed yet more victims. He was gone by the time I left, thank god cuz i was in NO mood for that kinda crap. My game plan was to SCREAM in his face something like BACK OFF MAN! or something, make a total scene. I was just not in the mood for it. Lucky for him he mosied off before I was done eating! >:{