Pansy panty-waste f*ckers
You know… I am no dog expert or dog psychologist or dog trainer. But I’ve read enough books and seen enough dog psychologist tv shows and talked to enough dog trainers and psychologists myself to know a FEW things.
Some dork posts to a dog message board and says (paraphrased):
“My dog won’t eat out of his bowl. He’ll only eat out of his bowl if we put people food in it or ice cream. He’ll only eat his kibble if we hand feed it to him piece by piece or put his kibble in his treat ball piece by piece. Anyone else have this problem?”
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME????????????????????????
If your dog DOES that it’s because YOU ALLOW IT. Put the kibble in and WALK AWAY. He WON’T STARVE. He may play games with you for days, but he’ll learn.
I am so sick of the pansies on these boards. They cater to their “babies” and then wonder why they piss and shit in the house and refuse to eat kibble or eat from their bowls. Fucking idiots. And then if *I* go and post and say “he does this because you allow it and you’ve trained him to do it” then I get flamed.
ANY decent dog trainer or dog psychologist will agree that you do NOT have to live with a dog who does these things. Just watch a few episodes of “The Dog Whisperer” and you’ll see that what the owner ALLOWS is what makes dogs do these crazy things. To use Cesar’s words, ‘he rehabilitates dogs, he TRAINS PEOPLE’. Without fail every time some “problem dog” is on this show (or in any case study in a book) you find that it’s because the owner allows certain behavior that the dog seems to go “bad”.
I’ve had it. There’s this rumor that “pugs are untrainable”. IT’S NOT TRUE! They may be a more stubborn breed, but it is BULLSHIT to reply to me on a message board when I ask about an issue and tell me that “pugs are untrainable, didn’t anyone tell you?” Well you know what? YOU just go on believing that and smelling piss and shit in your home and live like a f*cking pig. It’s YOUR life. But in MY life, my dog will be housetrained and well behaved. And you know why? BECAUSE IT’S POSSIBLE and acceptable AND IT’S NORMAL!
I had some message board asshole tell me that to expect a pug to be housetrained and obedient is “inhumane” and that trying to get him to be so is “abusive“! These f*ckers that get on these message boards are pansies. Just pure freaking panty-waste pansies. Unbelievable.
/me steps down