Like I said earlier, I got this great Messenger Bag from Old Navy today, and I thought “what if I put Ike in there?” (“Ike” is what I call my teeny tiny Fujitsu P1120 laptop). If I put little ol’ Ike in there, he’ll roll around uncontrollably. So I thought, “gee, if only I could find a nice little snuge sleeve for him“.
So then I was in Books-A-Million and they had this BIBLE case. I got an idea. So I started playing around w/ the different sizes, and BAM! A nice leather “bible case” fits Ike JUST PERFECTLY! It’s leather so it’s a bit cushion-y.
But it’s got this cross on it. Now, I’m not against Jesus or christianity, but I AM sick to death of the turbo christians here in the south and I IN NO WAY want any southern turbo-christians to look at me and go “ohhhh, she’s my sister!” NOT!!!!!
So I’ll be putting my vampire patch over that cross. I feel evil, but I’m not. It’s just that in THIS town, you bear a cross and it says WAY more than, a) it used to, and b) what it might say in other areas of the country/world.
I’ve had it w/ the southern turbo-christians and I will not bear any of their icons. They stole jesus and the cross from me.
(funny, there’s a GREAT book called “Stealing Jesus“.)
UPDATE 1: Will add pix of new “laptop” case later.
UPDATE 2: I told M: “I shoulda got one of those tacky Thomas Kinkade EMBROIDERED bible cases, then NOBODY would steal the laptop!”
UPDATE 3: Ok, I uploaded pix of my new “bible”/laptop case:
http://www.laserblog.com/gallery/00shared/BibleLaptopCase/
It’s black leather (or fake leather, I don’t know) w/ a cross branded in it. I’m going to put a patch over that.
