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Funny:

http://xkcd.com/418/ 

Ok, I know I”m late to the party but MY GOD this is freakin’ hillarious!

Fark: Photoshop This: Leop Laporte 

This is frickin’ hillarious! Not just the story, but the way the guy writes, he’s funny.

(Warning, article contains links to offensive photos.)

http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/000278.html

From digg.com. “MySpace gets goatse’d!”

This is hillarious. Apparently it’s old news, but it’s new to me:

Hillarious dude lip sycing the Numa Numa Song
(”Dragostea Din Tei” by the Romanian pop band “O-Zone”)

I also downloaded the original song itself as I really like it.

M. emailed me this:

“Finally, magnetic ribbons for freethinkers and liberals.”

store.pomosideshow.com/ribbons.html

That’s great. I’ve been wanting one for a long time that says “ribbons are stupid”, and they have one that says “I hate ribbons”.

But the real victory for me is that my family is in the car business and there have been MANY people coming in w/ these ribbons on their cars and finding that underneath them, their paint is deteriorating! HAHAHAHA!

Somone on a message board found this:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

It’s old (and inane!) Welght Watchers cards.

From the site:

“Once upon a time the world was young and the words “mackerel” and “pudding” existed far, far away from one another.

Oh, and eggs, too. “

http://www.cyberbilly.com/meathenge/images/nov/Sesame%20Thanksgiving.jpg

LOL what a riot! Take this quiz!

www.DogToyOrMaritalAid.com

This is funny cuz M and I were walking the dog toy isle of PetSmart recently and I pointed out to M that some of the items just looked… obscene.

Oh MY god this is a freaking piece of ART!
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Thanks to Christine for showing us this:

VirtualCanadian.org

From the site:
“This is a site for citizens of the United States who no longer wish to be identified with that nation state, or who feel that it has abandoned them, or that it even threatens them.”

Oh, this is funny.

I saw this at ljc fyi.

This website is so funny, it’s ThatWasMe.net.

From their website:
“Ever wondered who that was lurking in the background of your delightfully composed photograph of the Eiffel Tower? Who was that guy who put two fingers up behind your head when you were manfully posing with your girlfriend? Well, now you might be able to find out (or just have a laugh at some nicely ruined photos) for FREE with this glorious website! It all depends if that someone will admit that was me!…”

This is a great example (thanks ljc) of one where the lurker is identified:
http://www.thatwasme.net/showphoto.php?photoid=10
It reads:
“”Less of `That was me!`, and more of `That was my father!`; my Dad got so pissed off with being asked to get out of the way of people`s photos that he started standing behind groups of tourists with an inane smile on his face. I happened to be standing behind the photographer and caught him in the act. So, if you`re a member of that Argentinian school group and you`re wondering who the hell the strange guy is in the top- right-hand corner, now you know… I`m so dreadfully sorry”"

Too funny!

from fark again:
“Blindfolded morning-show DJ gets intimate with station listener named “Man Boobs.” Was led to believe that he was copping a feel from a Penthouse Pet. (With nauseating pics)”

I love it! One of my sushi chef’s has a newsprint clipping of this hanging up behind the sush bar [she told me she cut it out of a chinese newspaper]:
Cat Massage

[photo removed, click link to see photo on website.]

Love this.

Got this article from slashdot

Guy creates tired.com and people email him to tell him why they are tired. Some excerpts (sp?) from the really great article:

“I’m sick and tired of all this homophobia shit.
When are we all just going to be people? WHEN?
Also I could get more sleep at night.
I’m drunk.
Bye.”

“Tired of being in the navy and on a fucking ship in the middle of the god damn ocean with 400 of my not so closest friends who dont bathe as regular as normal folk should. Tired of my ugly little toe. Tired of wonderring why my bellybutton smells like cheese….” (it gets WORSE).

From slashdot, travelling salesman tries to visit every company-owned starbucks.

His website: http://www.starbuckseverywhere.net/

He’s going to be on CNN Headline News Thusday, July 8, [tonight] at approximately 7:45 PM EDT.

His photos of himself in front of various starbucks made me think of the Phoons.com website. I think he should do a phoon in one of his starbucks photos and submit it to phoons.com.

Oh, this is just TOO funny!
“Antenna masts disguised as crucifixes are too much for some.”
http://www.dw-world.de/english/0,3367,1446_A_1235373_1_A,00.html
(link, again, via fark)

From Fark:
“Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us f*cking is f*cking — and it’s going to stay f*cking — even though the signs keep getting stolen” [article]

Haha, this guy takes a picture of himself every day at the same time and puts it on the web:
http://www.09h09.com/
(via BigPinkCookie.com)

Oh COME ON! This has to be a joke:
http://www.ns.nie.edu.sg/faculty/chewsf.htm (look at the person’s name)
(link via presurfer again)
… then again, maybe it’s not a joke, looking at the rest of the site.

Some guy put out som feed and set up a motion-detect camera to see what he could catch on film, and what he caught was an animal that nobody can identify:
http://www.news-record.com/news/local/rand/creature_060304.htm
(link via: presurfer)

This is absolutely hilarious:
The William Hung Experience
(this link via little.yellow.different)

Duct tape purses!
http://www.ducttapecreations.com/products/totesandhandbags.html

I was laughing SO HARD at some of the videos over at StupidVideos.com that I thought I’d have a fucking heart attack!

My fav so far is the bulldog on a skateboard one.

and… Driving In Europe

Nine Second Belch

Dumbest Kid Alive

So I’m tired and bored and I should be in bed…
I’m surfing images and I find this:

… which leads me to a page that the most disGUSting images on it, one of brains, one of a guy who’s tongue is split down the middle (like, just cut), sick!
[if you must: link (warning: disturbing!)] Really, don’t look.

You ever just type random stuff into google images? weird words or even just numbers?

Random links of really random pages that I found (in case you didn’t already think I was weird):

CLICK BELOW TO READ MORE…
(more…)

Something’s up w/ Fark.com today. M tipped me off… “go to fark.com and keep hitting reload”. I did and after a few times the page changed to something else. I don’t know if it’s been hacked or if it’s an april fool’s joke.

UPDATE: from M:
“It’s April Fools! He’s putting up different front pages for Fark. If you click on any of the links, they all go to the real Fark web page.

Also, they have the dialectizer running in the discussion threads, so when you post a comment, it will get converted into any number of dialects (e.g. Jive, L33t speek, pansy, etc). “

I love it! A computer that makes coffee!
http://thebroken.textamerica.com/?r=220557

This is a riot!
Thanks to LJC for the links.
Apparently Quiznos subs has quite a sense of humor. They made two commercials (which you can view on their website) w/ characters from RatherGood.com (home of Tales Of The Blode and the band of kittens).
They’re really twisted.
Also, you can bring in ANY coupon for ANYthing and get a dollar off a sub. They have a flash “Coupon Generator” and it’s pretty funny. It always looks like you are going to get a coupon w/ a sexy girl on it, but it never comes up. Really funny!

UPDATE: Oh yeah, the Quiznos commercial is based on the RatherGood video “Moon Song” (or ‘we love the moon!’):
www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

UPDATE: The particular RatherGood movie that the Quiznos commercial is based on is the “Moon Song” one, or ‘we love the moon!” www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Oooh lookie! You can download the whole internet to your computer!
click here

link via slashdot

Hahaha!

Saw this hilarious photo at textamerica.com, the site where anyone w/ a camera phone can have their own free moblog (mobile photo blog). The moblog where this was featured was here:
Suzie’s Schtuff
A Day in the Life
http://suzq.textamerica.com/?r=367178

“Friends wrap every single thing in man’s apartment in aluminum foil while he’s on vacation (w/pics)”:
news story
(link via fark, heads-up from M.)