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From Fark:

Having felt the same frustration as the rest of us, boy increases odds of winning by crawling inside claw-grabber stuffed animal game. (with picture)

I love Fark‘s “Photoshop This” threads. This one got me in painful laughter (some are hilarious, alot are stupid):

“Photoshop this pic of a solider petting a kitty. Awwwwwww”

Well, this link was working earlier, so if it comes back, check out this short news story about hungry elephants in Thailand who learned how to hijack trucks full of sugarcane!
This was also on ‘countdown w/ keith oberman’.

Found this via Chris Pirillo:
Only the French!
Windows media file, so you’ll need sound on, etc.

From Fark‘s “Create a SUBTLY inappropriate (and safe for work) holiday card” thread, (credit to user “CaramelCod”): [click thread for more AWFUL entries.]

Click here to see card…

Click here to see hidden meaning!

Hahahahah, I love the tone of this article!
Virginia bans real Christmas trees in apartments. Cites tragic loss of 0.00001% of the population every year to Christmas tree fires.
(link via fark)

Oh THIS is a f*ckin’ riot!!!!! To quote my brother:
“It’s a computer version of a snow globe– with a sick twist.
To “shake” the globe, put mouse pointer over globe, hold down your mouse button, then “shake.” When you do, not only does the snow start falling– but the
kids in the animation get knocked off their feet! [and scream!] And if you watch the animation long enough, when the girl finishes building her snowman– it gobbles her up!”

I just love it!

Quick! Before Google changes their database! Go to Google.com, type in “miserable failure“, and then click the “I’m feeling lucky” button!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
(from fark)

Family trying to catch pranksters putting stray dog in their car, surprised to see dog opening door, letting herself in. (with photos) (link via fark)

Wow, what a riot! Skirts that look as though they are see-through!

http://viking.necrolounge.com/archives/001701.html

Some funny t-shirts, wortha look!

“Kentucky boy finds two-headed snake. Names it Mary-Kate and Ashley.” Story via Fark.

This photo is a riot: .:Link:.. It’s at Christine‘s wonderful Picture Yourself project.

“Bus company issues curry-scented scratch ‘n sniff timetable.” this article via Fark.com

Hahahahah!

“Finding Sushi” at whacked.net/blog

Thanks to Nala for this link:

Girl, 5, makes bong in class.

As I commented to Nala, that could have been me. I was five years old when my four older siblings were all teenagers in the early 70′s. I would wander into one of their bedrooms to find a bong-circle in progress consisting of my siblings and their friends. They’d make room for me and I’d sit in the bong circle and watch them use the bong. I was so fascinated by it, it was so nifty-keen. Pretty transluscent color, bubbling water, milky smoke. It’d pass right by me, of course, but without fail, I’d later wander downstairs with the munchies from hell and my mom’d freak out that they let me get high off second-hand smoke. Ah, those were the days.

Innocence surrounded by depravity. I, too, as a child, surprised a teacher with my schoolwork. One day we had to draw a picture representing a common phrase. My idea? I drew a brown wood kitchen table that took up the entire page. Underneath that, I drew in an A&P Grocery Store complete with a front door and people walking in and out. When I was called up front I held up the piece of paper. The teacher asked me, as she asked all of us, to tell us what phrase we were representing. I said: “Working under the table!” You should have seen the look on the teacher’s face. There was shock but I also remember her trying not to laugh. Ah… I was never normal.

… or pray for NO RAIN?

“Apparently if you are as religious as Pat Robertson, you don’t have to worry about natural disasters.”

“Pat Robertson has been praying for God to divert the Isabel hurricane away from him and his studio. God seems to be ignoring Pat Robertson, because according to weather.com, Isabel is approaching the coast now.”

click for article at Morons.org

Funny T-shirts from that page I keep linking to that sells all that weird hello kitty stuff. T-shirts like “I want to be Japanese”, “Beware of perverts”, “It is forbidden to urninate here”, “I am a pervert”, etc.

Update: Plus this wild-looking computer mouse.

Update 2: I was sure I blogged this before, but I can’t find it: a Hello Kitty Vibrator! No, NOW I’ve seen it all!

I can’t stand it I’m laughing so hard!
[hello kitty toilet paper]

It’s a Pink Hello Kitty Laptop! via Christine. I just LOVE it! I’m a nut though.

I came across this AP article the other day while surfing “sci/tech” news on my new internet-enabled cell phone: ‘Flash mobs’ stage wacky public stunts

I got a real kick out of the whole concept, and just wish I lived in a town where something like that could actually happen. My town is so boring. There are no lomo or photo scavenger hunts. Even all the meetups I sign up for at meetup.com get cancelled because of lack of interest.

Anyway, this article (and phenomena) is really neat.

UPDATE: If you link-hop to urls mentioned in the article, and follow links further, there are some interesting blog-posts and pictures.

Hahaha… great political cartoon: click here (link to MentalPutty.com)

I don’t know which is funnier, Jerry Fallwell’s Liberty University Dress Code… or the fark discussion that ensued. Most notable is the discussion post by Cyberluddite which reads: “From the site: Hair cannot go over ears, collar or eyebrows.
So, needless to say, this farking hippy couldn’t be admitted to this fine institution:”

Quick! Before it’s gone!
ebay item “Rex, your awesome fun plush pal!”

From fark.com: “When I was a kid, growing up, the only stuffed animal I had was an old paint roller with eyes… I called him Rex” AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Cuntry Pub!?!? Hahahaha…. …. this link via Whoop-Whoop

Thanks to Geeky Chick for this link to www.IUsedToBelieve.com, a website where people submit silly things they used to belive as a child. It’s quite a riot! Go check it out.

Have you Phooned lately?

Bad Bunny! (this link via jish.nu.)

Oh, this is too cool: Lord of the Peeps: Fellowship of the Peep … this link via Christine

Crash Bonsai!!!!