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Today I overslept (what’s new), although I did get just 8 hours of sleep. I went for Thai lunch, then to the Thai grocery store and then to the Indian grocery store and then to the Target parking lot to take pictures of the Macaroni Grill that burned down last night. PICTURES TO COME LATER TONIGHT.

Then I went grocery shopping and got stuck in traffic as a “suspicious package” was found on the interstate overpass and the insterstate and main road.

Then I ran by this new gym in our neighborhood to check it out. Now I’m home and M is working late. I’m checking out the TWIT sites obsessively, checking email, and listening to the end of TWIT #6.

Don’t try to immitate the sound of screeching tires when you have bronchitis.

It’s not fun to belch up stomach acid AND hot sauce into your esophagus and sinus cavity!

I had a realization today.

How do you throw out a garbage can?

?

I mean, you put a garbage can at the curb, the garbage man is not going to take it away. He may wonder why it is empty, but he won’t take it away. It’s his job to leave them where he found them.

So what do you do if you want to throw out a garbage can?

M suggested that you take it to a dumpster, but then realized that that opens up a whole new fundamental problem: How do you throw out a dumpster?!?!?

Oh MY god! Lesson for today: NEVER TRY TO MOVE A MOVABLE TYPE BLOG! They shouldn’t call it MOVABLE TYPE! All hell breaks loose when you do that, links break, sh*t dies. I spent the afternoon trying to move one of my photoblogs to a different part of the server and then trying to move it back (fixing location-pointers, etc.). Hell. Pure hell. So much for that.

I’m sad because there are no 24-hour sushi bars in this town.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SONY’S STUPID USELESS FUCKING AWFUL STUPID USELESS NON-FUNCTIONAL VOICE-PROMT SYSTEM THAT MAKES IT SO THAT YOU CANNOT TALK TO A LIVE PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DID NOT PAY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR A UX50 JUST TO BE BENT OVER AND FUCKED UP THE ASS BY CORPORATE ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick Norton of the Screen Savers Quoted Arthur C. Clarke on a recent episode, I love it:

“Any technology significantly advanced enough is indistinguishable from magic“

Hot Synch your Palm EVERY DAY!

I had not hot synched my palm (sony clie ux50) in a couple weeks and decided to do it tonight, JUST after I finished putting photos online. And what do u think happened just BEFORE I Hot Synched? Ahhhh, the baby died and I had to hard reset! I lost it all and had essentially had to “go back” to where I was two weeks ago or so, plus have M help me REconfigure all the settings so that I can SMS w/ the thing, send email directly from the thing, surf on it via WiFi, surf on it via Bluetooth, yadda yadda yadda.

Bang head, learn lesson.

A quote from a book I am reading: “If you want your prayers answered, get up off your knees and do something about them.”

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Seen on the bumper of a truck today:

“Take out your Ex.
(one bullet ought to do it)”

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

On my old website I had a “quote of the day” page (or was it “thought of the day”?). One of my favorite ones was:

“If you think it’s immature to go scootering around the neighborhood at 2 in the morning, then you don’t know how to live!” ~me
(M and I had just gotten new Razor Scooters. Yeah, I’m in my 30′s, you got a problem with that?!?)

A recent quote of the day for me was, on a recent road-trip across the state;
“If you are only doing 80 then you need to be in the SLOW LANE!“

Yes, Coffee IS a laxitive.

Thought of the day: “Books, Cats, The Net… Life Is Good”